a joke but hath his meaning....

NOTE: This is only a Joke but you learn something:
You know? The Communist Party of Biliran has three different factions! The CPB Gonzaga, the CPB separatist group of Avela, Gordon, Brigada and the CPB Jaroro. However they have one goal to fight for province hood against velosinism, romualdialism, and letenialism.
Gonzaga and his GONZACOLA launch the Biliran for province hood. Gonzaga is regarded as the proletarian hero of the Biliran province hood communist movement. The first Communist Party of the Biliran is in (1987-88). Gonzaga a real “Anak Agta” but was sabotaged by the separatist group of Avela, Gordon, Brigada and CPB Jaroro started launching the province hood.
Brigada is a genius scholar of LOBI was now a scientist. The separatist convenes a provincessional conference during the launching and they decide to launch the KPN (Katipunan ng mga Palainom sa Naval) or (Katipunan ng mga Palahubog sa Naval). However CPB separatist group and CPB Jaroro are accused of lying in connection with the proclamation of the Province hood of the Biliran.
The Communist Party of Biliran opened its Reestablishment. Attending the conference was highly representative bodies of revolutionary cadres who have militantly adhere to Gonzagas thought, the acme of Marxism-Leninism in the era when imperialism led by Leyte Imperialism is heading towards total collapse and province hood is marching towards Biliran victory. Gonzaga was elected as chairman with his sidekick Ka Avela.
The Communist Party of Biliran is peoples Democratic Revolution and a Proletarian Revolutionary part learning its lessons from all previous revolutionary struggles of the Biliranon into provincehood and from great teaching of Sabontulin and Capts. Land’s idea.
To be a member of the communist party of Biliran, you should be a Biliranon of at least eighteen years of age, who accept Marxism-Leninism, Mao thought. Refer to Article II - CPP Constitution and by-laws.
For more information contact Rolly Borrinaga in the National Anti-Poverty Crime Laboratory in Manila, or call his cell phone number, 09195391518 and his LBCMC residence number 323-3353. He opened this business because the Bankaw media out of business. He is now the investigating director of the institution. In addition, he precedes his masteral investigation degree for Timothy McVeigh studies of the Oklahoma bombing.
His company acquires the biggest income from the poor, and by donation from the poor. So he can run for the next election supported by the poor. More so, “poor the people and buy the people.” The business deals with various collection and donation from the poor people in the “basurahan” area and slums area. Not only in Tondo, Pasay but outside Manila as well.
Its Rolly’s aimed to set-up a name and good name from the poor so he can use them for the next election. He uses dilapidated government computers to contact all cadres around the world with IP address of 67.74.173.52 pass through juno.com
He get in touch with the CPP chairman Jose Maria Gahum in Netherlands through Antonio Bello representing the government of Nora Aunor who run for president against Yoyoy.
Presently, the people of Spain from Madred de Manila under the support of your friend “Charlie the Great” controlled Biliran Communism. He split from Ka Danny Padilla’s communist ideology because Danny had punch two field commander of the New People’s Biliran Army.
It was reported that the Kangaroo court has ordered the arrest of Ka Danilo Padilla, based on the complaint filed by Ka Edgar Egano and Ka Romulo Bernardes for Slight Physical Injury and Light Oral Defamation. This is a big punch for the Communism of Biliran. It is loathsome for communist leaders to put the law into their own hands. They are supposed to be the role archetype of the party.
Ironically, Ka Mulong was accused by the CPB separatist group of Avela, Gordon, Brigada of double agent and a traitor to the launching of the Biliran Communism. It was said that he is the eye and ears of the defunct Veloso’s Communist ideology.
The reported spiteful incident involving cadre officials can cause negative impression among the communist party of the Philippines and will negate their interest for the Communism of Biliran re-development plans. This may, as well, cause derangement to our entire local cadres and the people.
It is important for the Biliran Communist Party to realize that we cannot take our achievements if the unity and harmony will be taken for granted.

I’m Ka Berting, from the CPP NPA Leysam. I obtain your email address pass from Sonny T. Saclolo who was in Afghanistan trained for terrorism by Osama Bin Ladin.

Saddam Hussein Hanging Captured by Mobile Phone Camera

The complete execution of Saddam Hussein was captured by mobile phone and has appeared on numerous video platforms. An eyewitness documented in graphic details the death of the former dictator.
Saddam is shown falling trough the trap door with the noose around his neck and hanging there for several seconds. The clip ends with a close-up of the dead man´s face.

Military nurse recalls softer Saddam...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102/ap_on_re_us/saddam_nurse_2
ST. LOUIS - A military nurse who cared for Saddam Hussein in jail said the deposed dictator saved bread crusts to feed birds and seldom complained to his captors, except when he had legitimate gripes.

Master Sgt. Robert Ellis cared for the former Iraqi dictator from January 2004 until August 2005 at Camp Cropper, the compound near Baghdad where Saddam and other "high value detainees" were held.Ellis, 56, an operating room nurse in the St. Louis suburb of St. Charles, said he was ordered to do whatever was needed to keep Saddam alive. "That was my job: to keep him alive and healthy, so they could kill him at a later date," he told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch for a story published Sunday.

Saddam was executed Saturday.Ellis checked on Saddam twice a day and wrote a daily report on Saddam's physical and emotional condition.

Saddam told Ellis that cigars and coffee kept his blood pressure down, and it seemed to work. Saddam would insist that Ellis smoke with him.Ellis said Saddam did not complain much, and, when he did, his complaint was usually legitimate. "He had very good coping skills," Ellis said.

Saddam shared with Ellis memories of happier times when his children were young. The former dictator described telling the youngsters bedtime stories and giving his daughter half a Tums tablet when she had a stomachache.

When he was allowed short visits outside, Saddam would feed the birds crusts of bread saved from his meals. He also watered a dusty plot of weeds. "He said he was a farmer when he was young and he never forgot where he came from," Ellis said.

When Ellis told Saddam he had to leave for America because his brother was dying, Saddam hugged him and said he would be Ellis' brother. "I was there to help him, and he respected that," Ellis said.

Saddam never discussed dying and expressed no regrets about his rule. "He said everything he did was for Iraq," Ellis said. "One day when I went to see him, he asked why we invaded. Well, he made gestures like shooting a machine gun and asked why soldiers came and shot up the place. He said the laws in Iraq were fair and the weapons inspectors didn't find anything. "I said, 'That's politics. We soldiers don't get caught up in that sort of thing.

Saddam Hussein hanged.

The first hanging version